This is pretty much me in the shower
when you take a shower you turn into gollum?????
And when the conditioner gets in my eyes, I screech:
IT BURNS UUUSSSSSSSSSS
This turns up on my dash every few days and makes me laugh every time.
Slytherin Time Lord seeks high functioning sociopath to conquer Middle-Earth in the name of boredom. Hunters, angels, norse gods, Stargate and Starfleet members, superheroes, fellow nerdfighters and delightful book charecters may also apply.
You can call me Data by the way
I only have 4 moods:
- fuck this
- fuck that
- fuck me
- fuck you
I empathize with the above, but I have an additional 4 moods to add:
- fuck yeah
- fuck no
- fuck my life
- fuck everything
and don’t forget the inevitable
- fuck it
and for those who have just given up
this is beautiful
My friend asked me to walk down the stairs while he filmed me and it was the best decision I made all month.
A Pythagorean cup looks like a normal drinking cup, except that the bowl has a central column in it. It was supposedly invented by Pythagoras of Samos (yes, that one). It allows the user to fill the cup with wine up to a certain level. If the user fills only to that level, the imbiber may enjoy a drink in peace. If, however, the user gets greedy, the cup dumps all the wine into the unfortunate victim’s lap.
Pythagoras sounds like a real asshole.
marvel movies that need to be made, stat.
we’ve spent 7 weeks in a photoshop class at school and this is all my friend has to show for it
Time well spent.
girls don’t like boys, girls like equality and affordable bras.
vanilla ice’s twitter: the best of collection
ATTENTION: SIGNAL BOOST THE SHIT OUT OF THIS RIGHT NOW. THIS IS NOT OK I HAVE FOUR DOGS AND I WOULD KILL THE BASTARD WHO TRIES TO HARM THEM OR ANY OTHER ANIMAL. SIGNAL BOOST PLEASE.
NOBODY DESERVES TO HAVE THEIR LITTLE CREATURES OF HAPPINESS KILLED