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zeldathemes
Nerdfighter, seeks internet procrastination possibilities.
Slytherin Time Lord seeks high functioning sociopath to conquer Middle-Earth in the name of boredom. Hunters, angels, norse gods, Stargate and Starfleet members, superheroes, fellow nerdfighters and delightful book charecters may also apply.
You can call me Data by the way
FRENCH THE LLAMA

neutralis:

; everyone has a g-spot…

it’s called the God spot and it’s in your heart #amen

housewifeswag:

#goals

braydaaan:

n-eam:

braydaaan:

"go suck a dick" is the dumbest line of negativity because I see nothing negative about sucking a dick

You’re clearly a guy

I’m clearly gay

kndall:

who IS bagel?

kndall:

who IS bagel?

bookshop:

This is my new favorite thing in the history of life

ivaan-ffxiv:

deershadow:

i bet that cat doesn’t even game, it’s just doing it for attention. 

Fake gamer cats, ugh

ivaan-ffxiv:

deershadow:

i bet that cat doesn’t even game, it’s just doing it for attention. 

Fake gamer cats, ugh

corsmos:

That last line is basically how I sext people.

maureensowerbutts:

find someone who looks at you the same way mark ruffalo looks at paul rudd

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benjamin-strider:

perchu:

boys with collarbones (✿◠‿◠)

boys with clavicles (◕‿◕✿)

boys with spines (。♥‿♥。)

boys with patellas (≧◡≦)

boys with phalanges (◑‿◐)

boys with thoracic vertebrae (✿ ♥‿♥)

 

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hello ladies

unculture:

the rock is fucking precious

futuresaad:

this is the best twitter account ever

shortylego:

jellybeing:

what

wait a freaking second

who is jensen ackles

i thought jensen ackles was that fish from spongebob 

this guy

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i thought…this entire time… you guys have been talking about this fish…..

i dont even know why i just heard the name jensen ackles and assumed that was this guys name

This is the most serious post on this entire website