"hairless cats are disgusting!"
"hairy women are disgusting!"
Slytherin Time Lord seeks high functioning sociopath to conquer Middle-Earth in the name of boredom. Hunters, angels, norse gods, Stargate and Starfleet members, superheroes, fellow nerdfighters and delightful book charecters may also apply.
You can call me Data by the way
"I nominate Mona Lisa and the Girl with the Pearl Earring." [via]
HE FINALLY DID IT
the fact that he doesn’t even glance over or break sentence or anything though
HE JUST REACHES OUT AND GRABS HARU
LIKE A REFLEX
THE MOM INSTINCT KICKS IN
Ph. Lobke Leijser
I DIDNT UNDERSTAND THAT SHE WAS WEARING A SWEATER WITH WHITE SLEEVES I ONLY SAW THE BLACK AND GOT REALLY SCARED BECAUSE I THOUGHT SHE HAD FREAKISHLY SKINNY SLENDERMAN ARMS OH GOD
please watch gekkan shoujo nozaki-kun
Turn Down For Worm
I am so fucking done with this fucking planet
HOW COME THIS NEVER GOT A SHIT TON OF NOTES????
A bunch of previously unpublished fusions (except for the super-fluffy ampharia). One of these is not like the others ehehehe.
MY TOASTER IS ON FIRE WHAT DO I DO
make a text post
when u excited about something and ur friend isnt
wtf is this thing?
it doesn’t even have joysticks..
do you even rumble??!?
looks like we got ourselves a youngster
"you can’t be just friends with people of the gender you’re attracted to"
myth actually true. i, as a bisexual, can confirm that i have no friends.
pansexuals spend their lives in solitude, with only rocks for company
meanwhile asexuals are friends with everyone. literally every single person on the planet. i do not know how i remember so many names